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Wednesday, 31 October 2012

"Burn Em All!"

Posted on 03:16 by rajrani
So, since it's Halloween... lets talk about this red band trailer for "Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters,"  which looks about as agood as these "stupid on purpose" genre riffs get. Specifically... is it at all "weird" that I find this in somewhat bad taste?



What I mean is... I totally "get" that they're just riffing on the familiar fairytale (LOVE the gag with the milk bottles) and that 0.00000% of this is meant to be taken seriously, but... they MUST be aware that "Witch" isn't strictly a fictional, made-up thing like vampires or zombies or whatnot, right? That there's an actual, recognized religion (several of them, in fact) in the 21st Century world that calls it's practice "Witchcraft" and it's adherents "Witches," right? I mean, this cannot be NEWS to anyone making a big-budget American fantasy/horror movie, yes?

I know it's kind of a weird area, since Wicca etc. names itself AFTER the historical/mythic version of Witches/Witchcraft and not the other way around, but still... the whole jokey "the only good witch is a dead witch" thing kinda rubs me the wrong way. Maybe I'm oversensitive to this, having known and been friends with more than a few real Witches in my time, but it seems kind of weird to not be qualifying them as "evil witches" here, fairytale or not.

I dunno, maybe I'm nuts... but this feels, to me, just a little bit like having "The Wandering Jew" show up as a monster in something and saying it's okay because it was an actual 13th Century legend. I don't know that it's a huge deal (any Wiccans and/or Witchcraft-identifying neo-pagans want to chime in?) but it feels odd in the 21st Century - regardless of context, can you see someone making a movie called "Christian Hunter" or "Muslim Hunter?"
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Tuesday, 30 October 2012

Leia Organa Now Officially a Disney Princess

Posted on 13:54 by rajrani
And then everything changed.

It's being reported that Disney has purchased Lucasfilm and the rights to all of it's properties from George Lucas, placing the entirety of the "Star Wars" universe under the Walt Disney umbrella. Evidently, this must have been in the works (how the HELL did they keep everyone quiet!?) for awhile, because they've simultaneously announced that they're moving ahead on "Star Wars: Episode VII" for 2015.

SO many conflicting emotions about this...

On the one hand, this is symbolically kind of sad. The whole original point of Lucasfilm in the first place was to be a wholly-independent entity, seperate from the corporate studios... and there's NEVER been an outfit that embodied the concept of a corporation-as-studio more than Disney. Granted, "the system" today is not the system that Lucas rebeled against in the 70s and 80s, but still - Goliath Wins, basically.

On the other hand... Disney has been bringing some incredible talent and material under their umbrella lately. People forget this, but the whole reason they bought Marvel was because their attempts to build in-house "boy brands" (their words, not mine) were coming up short and they figured it was easier/cheaper to just BUY a whole bunch. Now they've bought another bunch: Mickey Mouse is now in the business of making movies about The Incredible Hulk and Darth Vader - the future of YOUR popular culture is MY toybox circa 1985.

While I'll always respect Lucas' go-it-alone zeal in claiming/owning his creations (and I can't not worry that there might be something "gone wrong" on his end that's driving this)... the fact is, he just hasn't been the best steward of them for a long time. If his final act as owner of "Star Wars" is to leave it, effectively, in John Lasseter et al's hands? I'm more than okay with that. Especially since this means it's now in the hands of people with no Earthly reason to NOT release the uncut original trilogy.

Okay. I'm onboard. Let's see where this is going.
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Big Picture: "Equinox"

Posted on 12:49 by rajrani
Schlocktober 2012 comes to a close.


The Escapist : The Big Picture : Shlocktober 2012- Equinox
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Monday, 29 October 2012

American Bob: A Message To Young Liberals

Posted on 13:27 by rajrani
You asked for it, you got it. Thoughts and prayers to my fellow hurricane-weatherers.

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Sunday, 28 October 2012

Nintendohemian Rhapsody

Posted on 23:42 by rajrani
Brentalfloss and Pat The NES Punk, raising the fucking bar:

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Friday, 26 October 2012

Escape to The Movies: "Cloud Atlas"

Posted on 10:49 by rajrani
See it. Love it or hate it, it's going to be one of the most important movies of the year.

Intermission: "Let's Watch 'The Iron Man 3' Trailer"


The Escapist : Escape to the Movies : Cloud Atlas
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Thursday, 25 October 2012

What Is Best In Life?

Posted on 15:19 by rajrani
BREAKING: Arnold Schwarzenegger will play "Conan The Barbarian" one more time.

Honestly? If he can get into the best possible shape and they play it as "old Conan" either way, this makes a lot more sense than another "Terminator." I just hope they don't make the mistake of assuming that forgoing a PG-13 was what "went wrong" with last year's awful attempt at a reboot...
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